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What is shit ? In its most common meaning, as a noun, it means excrement, feces, motions, but the various expressions in which the word shit is used number many, here is a small selection:

EXPRESSIONMEANING
Have a shitto defecate
Don't give a shitto not give a damn or be indifferent to the consequences
Ain't worth a shitvalueless; worthless
Shit scaredso frightened one could defecate oneself
Scared shitlessSo terrified that all the shit you possessed was ejected from you
No shitdisbelief; amazement; derision
Shit happensbad things take place
Up shit creekin trouble
Shit ondefecate on another; treat with malice
Shit a brickto be scared
Shitheada total twat
In a world of shittotally immersed in the biggest problem of your life
He don't know jackshithe knows nothing of any use
The shit has hit the fanthe problem has now been randomly spread about
Shitexcrement;defecation;a narcotic; contemptible person
Load of shitcomplete garbage
Shit!! (exclamation)an exclamation of surprise
Shit sticksLike the inside of the toilet bowl after a good dump, once it touches you it invariably sticks
Eat shitget stuffed; up yours
Number 2A child's reference to pooh; cack; shite
You're shittin' me!You are joking
Holy shitThat produced by the Lord Almighty
The ShitsFrequent runs to the toilet; Really scared of something
Didn't know they stacked shit that highQuote from Full Metal Jacket
Rocking Horse shitA description of something that is impossible to find
ShiteMore acceptable version of shit
GobshiteBastard
Shithouse/shitehouseA place where one can defecate or a place that you would not want to spend time in.
ShittersPills that one takes to encourage the passing of motions

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