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Topic: Politicians Name: Toerag bill Location: Chatham Submitted: April 14, 2017 14:30:24 Comments: Politicans are the shitheads of this planet and are
responsible for all the shit everywhere now..
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Job Centre Name: Rick Sanchez Location: Winsford Submitted: September 20, 2016 06:16:03 Comments: A bunch of useless cunts that will do anything to fuck you over.
Shit type7 Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely Liquid
Topic: Not Listed Name: J-UNIT Location: Brizzle Submitted: November 09, 2014 21:09:38 Comments: Jack Lansdown - fat shit unit - Liverpool bumder and all round general shithead
Shit type3 Like a sausage but with cracks on the surface
Topic: Women Name: Ceri Poo Plop Berry Location: Blogosphere Submitted: March 04, 2013 11:47:54 Comments: Some people say my blog is a loada shite but its not its
actually quite awesome, no pictures of poo poo though
http://www.curvyguruceri.com/
Shit type4 Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Topic: JobCentre Name: exploited&angry Location: LondonBoroughOfSutton Submitted: August 01, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: Sutton fucking jobcentre are the most useless cunts around.How the fuck did these retards get employed put, go to a zoo and get the monkeys to do there job they will do it better.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Americanpolitics Name: blobpop Location: eastyorks Submitted: May 02, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: WOW bin laden is dead - how many lives have been given to kill one man - and how many more lives to prevent it happening again, what a load of shit - eye for an eye bollocks where the fuck does it end
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Chavs Name: EEEECrackHead Location: Submitted: April 14, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: Chavs are a waste of sperm they should die lmao
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Americanpolitics Name: isitcozimblack Location: Leeds Submitted: April 14, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: hahaha america been taken over by a black dude lmfao Epic Fail now im off the get me some tightly tucked teenage poontang
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: EEEECrackEd Location: "BestTrainingLTD,Pontefract" Submitted: April 13, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: this trainin course jobcentre put u on is absolute shite its the worst course in the history of courses in fact id rather eat fresh dog excriments (shite) on a 3 week old loaf of bread thts gone moldy with a syfolise sauce its fucking shite
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: JobCentre Name: GetsugaTenshou Location: "BESTTrainingLTD,Pontefract" Submitted: April 13, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: SHIT!!!!!!!!!THIS TRAINING COURSE IS THE DEFINITION OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: EEEECrackEd Location: besttrainingLTD Submitted: April 13, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: id still give tutor one tho lol
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Celebrities Name: IggyboyAnt Location: Manchester Submitted: March 19, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: Celebrities,what celebrities? These days it seems to me all you have to do is look like a slag,act like a slag or be gay and your on TV in an instant. Fuck off you fucking arseholes, that includes the slag known as jordan or is that gordon?
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Celebrities Name: IggyboyAnt Location: manchester Submitted: March 19, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: Dont these tossers make you laugh? `I'm going to Africa to see how life would be if I had to live my life here...for a fuckin week`! Bolocks,total bollocks. Lenny Henry,Sam Janus,Angela Rippoff and the other tosser, I dont even know who he is, all play the sympathy card with nothing short of bullshit tears. Boo-hoo, `how do people live like this and keep their dignity`?
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Celebrities Name: IggyboyAnt Location: manchester Submitted: March 19, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: They have to, you fuckwits!! It pisses me that these so called celebrities can say, `I'll do it for a week`...ha ha ha, they know at the end of the week they can go back home to their privileged lives.....FUCK-OFF you aresholes!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: emo Location: Submitted: March 16, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: my sister giving her boyfriend a second chance, again, talks a load of old shit, deceives her and generally fucks with her tiny mind. OMG
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: john Location: australia Submitted: March 12, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: religious freaks. i am not a non believer in God ... but please stop poisoning the weaker minds into thinking even Santa Claus is SATAN for fuck's sake! I am really pissed that there are so many sheep in the world that fucking commit all sorts of crime then think because they go to confession that's all it takes! all it takes to lead a life is TO BE DECENT! general respect for your fellow human no matter the colour or creed... and asshole is an asshole period! ... RESPECT PEOPLE...that's all it takes...a bit of fucking respect where it's deserved. I have a lot of friends with different beliefs and so be it but please...believe in something believable! as for 'living forever' and 'only the good will be saved' living forever eh? and others will be resurrected
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: fuckyoupm Location: Birmingham Submitted: February 18, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: ive fucking had it with this shity government and the cuts all u ever see on the news cuts this cuts that jobs are down blah blah blah how bout make a fuking change n give some jobs out ive had anuff of sitting around go n job sites applying to everyone of em n then the cunts dnt even get bck to you wankers how bout not fucking the country up n makin it better instead bunch of wankers
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Youremployer Name: sickentired Location: essex Submitted: January 13, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: i'll tell you whats a load of shit,piss poor middle management. Bunch of useless knob tickling thundercunts who will happily take a corporate ass fucking and sell out the people they are employed to assist. This is largely due to the fact that they would happily eat a load of shit so long as it secures their overpaid jobs. Not only a a load of shit but a pile of old wank too. Cunts!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Celebrities Name: chompin@thebit Location: uk Submitted: January 13, 2011 00:00:00 Comments: What a load of shit,useless globs of poop smeared across my tv screen in a vain effort to appeal to the viewers and appear interesting enough to warrant my attention. These 'celebs' should be terminated asap in the most interesting way possible. My suggestion for the new reality show 'celebrity cunt hunt', in which a group of these non-entity shitfucks are dropped in a disused dock yard armed with axes and harpoon guns.The winner would be the last of these fecal fucktards alive. Of course a prize would be in order for the winner and i would suggest a good arse from a rare and majestic white rhino called derek. Now that kerry katona is too coked up to sell her mingey prawn rings etc, i feel this would be an excellent career choice. Celebrities, what a load of
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Hooligans Name: joe Location: uk Submitted: December 09, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: wing mirror ripped off my car by a twat that should have been aborted i,ll find you and will operate on your splien
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Celebrities Name: ash Location: simbecresearch Submitted: September 28, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: fuck all the knobheads, why do these silly little fake plastic cheese people grin down from my tv screen every night, telling me that whatever new band/series/film etc is so amazing, original or clever? dont they see its all shite? or are they too busy suckling from the corpoate bellend to realise they are selling thier shoddy little withered souls? if god was real he would just flood all of us cunts - make sure there was no noah - and let worms rule the earth! fuck schofield and brooke, fuck rooney and price, fuck the pope and jesus - they are all CUNTS!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: Abollocks Location: harwich Submitted: September 04, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: What a fucking load of shit Harwich is, dont ever move here.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: TVprograms Name: Harry Location: uk Submitted: August 26, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: whats up with all these stupid fucking adverts, NO i do NOT want to see some asian kid talking about the bathroom smelling of shit all day. And just because you add a shitty fucking song does not make want to buy your product. And that CUNTING go compare bastard need to get a shotgun to the dick.I wouldn't care if there just said, `buy this....... its quite good`and jesus - they are all CUNTS!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Neighbours Name: Smithy Location: Norfolk Submitted: August 21, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: Ahh, that little dog next door's yapping again. Sweet. No, really, I don't mind. I mean, of course I'm a little confused as to what there could possibly be to bark at all night EVERY night. And his adoring owners clearly feel that leaving him outside 24/7 is the way to console him. Come on people, seriously! Shit!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: Janny Location: Plymouth Submitted: August 15, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT. HOROSCOPES. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Chavs Name: djshitster Location: cov Submitted: July 31, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: Y is tv so crap on saturday nights, in fact every night. eastenders, corrie everythin, who are these twatts who put this shit on TV they get paid thousends of pounds and they dont no shit what people want to watch
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Politicians Name: memoo Location: UK Submitted: July 06, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: They announce spending cuts of around 40%, then within days they announce that the tax payer may be forking out millions for the Pope to visit. I mean, does anybody really give a shit if the Pope comes or not, and if they do, do they not see that it would be better to leave him in the vatican and save us the money, seeing as we as a country are still in the shit?
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Lawenforcementagencies Name: dillon Location: london Submitted: June 19, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: what a pile of shite the met police are.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Examinations Name: depressedstudent Location: London Submitted: June 09, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: essay writing is shit, especially when you're shit at it... deadlines are shit, exams are even more shit... every year the same shit, leaving it to the last minute... I so create my own shit... shit.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Theboss Name: meagain Location: downinthedumps Submitted: June 01, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: My latest load of shit is the guy that was going to give me job, he was very impressed by my experience at the job, I spent 2 hours arranging my portfolio, and around 3 hours drafting up and making sure my application was spot on, because I seriously wanted this job and knew it would be great for me, and them, not to mention my empty bank account and kitchen cupboards. Interviewing today. No call. Thanks alot pal. Cheers.
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Topic: LocalAuthority Name: misssmith Location: uk Submitted: May 25, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: After reading some excellent reviews on here about how fucking SHIT the JOB CENTRE is... if you are looking for job, dont go to job centre, you wont get one, because they are, they really really truly are fucking SHIT.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: LocalAuthority Name: misssmith Location: Notthejobcentre Submitted: May 25, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: Just to say what A total load of SHIT the job centre is. Having never been unemployed in 15 years, and after relocating 150 miles away I thought it would be a good place to start my job search in said new location. What a load of SHIT! Greeted by a crappy computer type machine that gives you a crappy print out that is next to useless, and staff that are NOT there to help you find a job, I left. The LOCAL job search I asked for showed me jobs near my old town, as I said 150 miles away you chuffin idiots. Why not just call is the bloody benefits office and have done with it. Give me a job you useless bunch of twats
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: LocalAuthority Name: BarryNorman Location: NewRomney Submitted: April 22, 2010 00:00:00 Comments: Crap council, full of dunderheeds, more interested in getting mug shot in a local rag (which are also crap) than making improvements to local amenities. In summary, crap. Get out of this hole before you die of dispair. Thanks for reading. Regards, Barry
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Topic: LocalAuthority Name: FUCKYOUJOBCENTRECUNTS Location: Submitted: December 08, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: FUCK YOU JOBCENTRE CUNTS, I WANT A JOB NOT A HANDOUT YOU FUCKING SPASTICS, PULL YOUR WARPED HEAD OUT OF YOUR FAGGOT ARSEHOLE AND FIND ME A JOB YOU USELESS CUNTS
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: davetherave Location: Submitted: December 07, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: never gamble your savings....when u lose, its shit..
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: GlobalWarming Name: shit Location: Submitted: December 06, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: global warming is a load of shit.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Dogcrap Name: BarryNorman Location: NewRomney Submitted: November 15, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: Dog crap is evrywhere. Dog walkers let their dogs shit inside the children's play area. Scum. Pick up your dirty little dog shits and fuck the fuck off. Try making friends with humankind you social inadequate control freaks.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Theboss Name: BarryNorman Location: NewRomney Submitted: November 15, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: Why are bosses often idiots? Here's why... When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, `I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions.` The feet said, `We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.` The hands said, `We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.` And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the a$$hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: Simon Location: Coventry Submitted: August 07, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: I will tell you whats shit!!! Lloyds TSB
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: me Location: myoffice Submitted: June 26, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: most people are idiots. im not
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: LocalAuthority Name: adam Location: france Submitted: June 13, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: you think that the bullshit rules in the uk are stupid - try france - great country run by fucking idiots. it takes forever to do anything because they have shite systems run by shite people. it's one thing for the public searvices to be wank but the private ones are shit too. load of shit.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: Theresa Location: ireland Submitted: May 15, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: AM i the onl one that thinks twitter is a load of shit. i joined it to see what it was about and if your addicted to that thing well you live a sad life!!!! people coming out with the most random of stuff to try get reconised and others using it as a advertisement site...what a load of crap
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: Patricia Location: London Submitted: April 30, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: Blokes: they gob in the street, they vomit in the street, they chuck their beer cans in the street, they don't poop scoop their dog shit and they smell, why doesnt the government ban them...oh yea because they are mostly blokes too.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: TVprograms Name: shitbrick Location: Submitted: April 23, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: American Pie's got a character who is referenced to `Shit Brick`. Meaning complete shite.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Dogcrap Name: baz Location: Submitted: February 13, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: more crap
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: TVprograms Name: JeffryJ Location: yourmum Submitted: January 26, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: television for years has raped my eyes with its usless bullshit about, how we, the people are complete twats, but glorryfying it. so that every twat thinks its good to be a comp[letew twat. like the ****** wet vagina
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Dogcrap Name: copey Location: doncaster Submitted: January 21, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: eat shit and die fuckin jobcentre sendin me on a stupid fuckin course what a load of bollocks have more fun butterin bread!!!!!!!!!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Dogcrap Name: TIMMY Location: DONCASTER Submitted: January 21, 2009 00:00:00 Comments: FUCK THE JOBCENTRE
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: NotListed Name: URMOM Location: USA Submitted: October 17, 2008 00:00:00 Comments: WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT AS WELL AS ALL YOU LOSERS ON HERE TALKIN ABOUT SHIT!! I JUST DISCOVERED THIS PAGE AND CAN I JUST SAY.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Notlisted Name: Bill Location: London Submitted: September 23, 2008 00:00:00 Comments: It must take so much brain power so stand in front of the train doors when they open so nobody else can get off first. It also takes more brains to act like you had nothing to do with it when you are asked politely to move out of the fucking way.
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: TVprograms Name: PaulMuir Location: Dundee Submitted: February 29, 2008 00:00:00 Comments: That TV show on MTV called 'The Hill'. What a load of patronising american pish idolising spoilt 16 year olds doin nothin off their own back and wanting people to envy their lifestyle. LA is a beautiful place, pity these programmers want us to think its full of plastic wankers who have a full on film crew follow them around all day, and its totally natural? Your fake personalities are derived from a pallette of footprint stereotypicals who make you look like tossers. Maybe you are?
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Dogcrap Name: jonty Location: Cumbria Submitted: January 21, 2008 00:00:00 Comments: If I catch that dog that keeps crapping next to where I park my car, leaving me to step in it when getting out, not only is it dead and its owner, but its owners families going down to. BASTARDS!!!!!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Dogcrap Name: tom Location: sheffield Submitted: December 31, 2007 00:00:00 Comments: if that dog shits outside my house again I will fucking kill it and the owners. BASTARDS
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: LocalAuthority Name: mick Location: tamworth Submitted: August 25, 2007 00:00:00 Comments: when i saw the name of this site i thought it was a link to tamworth borough council .swimming pool .council houses. phil dix etc
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Dogcrap Name: Barry Location: Tamworth Submitted: August 24, 2007 00:00:00 Comments: Somebody allowed their dog to crap on our drive too. They want their f***ing heads ripping off. Bastards
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Topic: Dogcrap Name: NickySteers Location: Redhill Submitted: August 23, 2007 00:00:00 Comments: Someone keeps letting their dog shit right outside my front gate - if I catch them at it, I'll rub ther f***ing nose in it!
Shit type1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
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Name: Toerag bill
Location: Chatham
Submitted: April 14, 2017 14:30:24
Comments: Politicans are the shitheads of this planet and are responsible for all the shit everywhere now..
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: Rick Sanchez
Location: Winsford
Submitted: September 20, 2016 06:16:03
Comments: A bunch of useless cunts that will do anything to fuck you over.
Shit type7
Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely Liquid
Name: J-UNIT
Location: Brizzle
Submitted: November 09, 2014 21:09:38
Comments: Jack Lansdown - fat shit unit - Liverpool bumder and all round general shithead
Shit type3
Like a sausage but with cracks on the surface
Name: Ceri Poo Plop Berry
Location: Blogosphere
Submitted: March 04, 2013 11:47:54
Comments: Some people say my blog is a loada shite but its not its actually quite awesome, no pictures of poo poo though http://www.curvyguruceri.com/
Shit type4
Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Name: exploited&angry
Location: LondonBoroughOfSutton
Submitted: August 01, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: Sutton fucking jobcentre are the most useless cunts around.How the fuck did these retards get employed put, go to a zoo and get the monkeys to do there job they will do it better.
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: blobpop
Location: eastyorks
Submitted: May 02, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: WOW bin laden is dead - how many lives have been given to kill one man - and how many more lives to prevent it happening again, what a load of shit - eye for an eye bollocks where the fuck does it end
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: EEEECrackHead
Location:
Submitted: April 14, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: Chavs are a waste of sperm they should die lmao
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: isitcozimblack
Location: Leeds
Submitted: April 14, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: hahaha america been taken over by a black dude lmfao Epic Fail now im off the get me some tightly tucked teenage poontang
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: EEEECrackEd
Location: "BestTrainingLTD,Pontefract"
Submitted: April 13, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: this trainin course jobcentre put u on is absolute shite its the worst course in the history of courses in fact id rather eat fresh dog excriments (shite) on a 3 week old loaf of bread thts gone moldy with a syfolise sauce its fucking shite
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: GetsugaTenshou
Location: "BESTTrainingLTD,Pontefract"
Submitted: April 13, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: SHIT!!!!!!!!!THIS TRAINING COURSE IS THE DEFINITION OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: EEEECrackEd
Location: besttrainingLTD
Submitted: April 13, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: id still give tutor one tho lol
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: IggyboyAnt
Location: Manchester
Submitted: March 19, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: Celebrities,what celebrities? These days it seems to me all you have to do is look like a slag,act like a slag or be gay and your on TV in an instant. Fuck off you fucking arseholes, that includes the slag known as jordan or is that gordon?
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: IggyboyAnt
Location: manchester
Submitted: March 19, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: Dont these tossers make you laugh? `I'm going to Africa to see how life would be if I had to live my life here...for a fuckin week`! Bolocks,total bollocks. Lenny Henry,Sam Janus,Angela Rippoff and the other tosser, I dont even know who he is, all play the sympathy card with nothing short of bullshit tears. Boo-hoo, `how do people live like this and keep their dignity`?
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: IggyboyAnt
Location: manchester
Submitted: March 19, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: They have to, you fuckwits!! It pisses me that these so called celebrities can say, `I'll do it for a week`...ha ha ha, they know at the end of the week they can go back home to their privileged lives.....FUCK-OFF you aresholes!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: emo
Location:
Submitted: March 16, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: my sister giving her boyfriend a second chance, again, talks a load of old shit, deceives her and generally fucks with her tiny mind. OMG
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: john
Location: australia
Submitted: March 12, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: religious freaks. i am not a non believer in God ... but please stop poisoning the weaker minds into thinking even Santa Claus is SATAN for fuck's sake! I am really pissed that there are so many sheep in the world that fucking commit all sorts of crime then think because they go to confession that's all it takes! all it takes to lead a life is TO BE DECENT! general respect for your fellow human no matter the colour or creed... and asshole is an asshole period! ... RESPECT PEOPLE...that's all it takes...a bit of fucking respect where it's deserved. I have a lot of friends with different beliefs and so be it but please...believe in something believable! as for 'living forever' and 'only the good will be saved' living forever eh? and others will be resurrected
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: lol
Location: lolstates
Submitted: March 07, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: LOL
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: fuckyoupm
Location: Birmingham
Submitted: February 18, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: ive fucking had it with this shity government and the cuts all u ever see on the news cuts this cuts that jobs are down blah blah blah how bout make a fuking change n give some jobs out ive had anuff of sitting around go n job sites applying to everyone of em n then the cunts dnt even get bck to you wankers how bout not fucking the country up n makin it better instead bunch of wankers
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: sickentired
Location: essex
Submitted: January 13, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: i'll tell you whats a load of shit,piss poor middle management. Bunch of useless knob tickling thundercunts who will happily take a corporate ass fucking and sell out the people they are employed to assist. This is largely due to the fact that they would happily eat a load of shit so long as it secures their overpaid jobs. Not only a a load of shit but a pile of old wank too. Cunts!
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: chompin@thebit
Location: uk
Submitted: January 13, 2011 00:00:00
Comments: What a load of shit,useless globs of poop smeared across my tv screen in a vain effort to appeal to the viewers and appear interesting enough to warrant my attention. These 'celebs' should be terminated asap in the most interesting way possible. My suggestion for the new reality show 'celebrity cunt hunt', in which a group of these non-entity shitfucks are dropped in a disused dock yard armed with axes and harpoon guns.The winner would be the last of these fecal fucktards alive. Of course a prize would be in order for the winner and i would suggest a good arse from a rare and majestic white rhino called derek. Now that kerry katona is too coked up to sell her mingey prawn rings etc, i feel this would be an excellent career choice. Celebrities, what a load of
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: joe
Location: uk
Submitted: December 09, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: wing mirror ripped off my car by a twat that should have been aborted i,ll find you and will operate on your splien
Shit type1
Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Name: ash
Location: simbecresearch
Submitted: September 28, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: fuck all the knobheads, why do these silly little fake plastic cheese people grin down from my tv screen every night, telling me that whatever new band/series/film etc is so amazing, original or clever? dont they see its all shite? or are they too busy suckling from the corpoate bellend to realise they are selling thier shoddy little withered souls? if god was real he would just flood all of us cunts - make sure there was no noah - and let worms rule the earth! fuck schofield and brooke, fuck rooney and price, fuck the pope and jesus - they are all CUNTS!
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Name: Abollocks
Location: harwich
Submitted: September 04, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: What a fucking load of shit Harwich is, dont ever move here.
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Name: Harry
Location: uk
Submitted: August 26, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: whats up with all these stupid fucking adverts, NO i do NOT want to see some asian kid talking about the bathroom smelling of shit all day. And just because you add a shitty fucking song does not make want to buy your product. And that CUNTING go compare bastard need to get a shotgun to the dick.I wouldn't care if there just said, `buy this....... its quite good`and jesus - they are all CUNTS!
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Name: Smithy
Location: Norfolk
Submitted: August 21, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: Ahh, that little dog next door's yapping again. Sweet. No, really, I don't mind. I mean, of course I'm a little confused as to what there could possibly be to bark at all night EVERY night. And his adoring owners clearly feel that leaving him outside 24/7 is the way to console him. Come on people, seriously! Shit!
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Name: Janny
Location: Plymouth
Submitted: August 15, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT. HOROSCOPES. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT.
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Name: djshitster
Location: cov
Submitted: July 31, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: Y is tv so crap on saturday nights, in fact every night. eastenders, corrie everythin, who are these twatts who put this shit on TV they get paid thousends of pounds and they dont no shit what people want to watch
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Name: memoo
Location: UK
Submitted: July 06, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: They announce spending cuts of around 40%, then within days they announce that the tax payer may be forking out millions for the Pope to visit. I mean, does anybody really give a shit if the Pope comes or not, and if they do, do they not see that it would be better to leave him in the vatican and save us the money, seeing as we as a country are still in the shit?
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Name: dillon
Location: london
Submitted: June 19, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: what a pile of shite the met police are.
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Name: depressedstudent
Location: London
Submitted: June 09, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: essay writing is shit, especially when you're shit at it... deadlines are shit, exams are even more shit... every year the same shit, leaving it to the last minute... I so create my own shit... shit.
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Name: meagain
Location: downinthedumps
Submitted: June 01, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: My latest load of shit is the guy that was going to give me job, he was very impressed by my experience at the job, I spent 2 hours arranging my portfolio, and around 3 hours drafting up and making sure my application was spot on, because I seriously wanted this job and knew it would be great for me, and them, not to mention my empty bank account and kitchen cupboards. Interviewing today. No call. Thanks alot pal. Cheers.
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Name: misssmith
Location: uk
Submitted: May 25, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: After reading some excellent reviews on here about how fucking SHIT the JOB CENTRE is... if you are looking for job, dont go to job centre, you wont get one, because they are, they really really truly are fucking SHIT.
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Name: misssmith
Location: Notthejobcentre
Submitted: May 25, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: Just to say what A total load of SHIT the job centre is. Having never been unemployed in 15 years, and after relocating 150 miles away I thought it would be a good place to start my job search in said new location. What a load of SHIT! Greeted by a crappy computer type machine that gives you a crappy print out that is next to useless, and staff that are NOT there to help you find a job, I left. The LOCAL job search I asked for showed me jobs near my old town, as I said 150 miles away you chuffin idiots. Why not just call is the bloody benefits office and have done with it. Give me a job you useless bunch of twats
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Name: BarryNorman
Location: NewRomney
Submitted: April 22, 2010 00:00:00
Comments: Crap council, full of dunderheeds, more interested in getting mug shot in a local rag (which are also crap) than making improvements to local amenities. In summary, crap. Get out of this hole before you die of dispair. Thanks for reading. Regards, Barry
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Name: FUCKYOUJOBCENTRECUNTS
Location:
Submitted: December 08, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: FUCK YOU JOBCENTRE CUNTS, I WANT A JOB NOT A HANDOUT YOU FUCKING SPASTICS, PULL YOUR WARPED HEAD OUT OF YOUR FAGGOT ARSEHOLE AND FIND ME A JOB YOU USELESS CUNTS
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Name: davetherave
Location:
Submitted: December 07, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: never gamble your savings....when u lose, its shit..
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Name: shit
Location:
Submitted: December 06, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: global warming is a load of shit.
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Name: BarryNorman
Location: NewRomney
Submitted: November 15, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: Dog crap is evrywhere. Dog walkers let their dogs shit inside the children's play area. Scum. Pick up your dirty little dog shits and fuck the fuck off. Try making friends with humankind you social inadequate control freaks.
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Name: BarryNorman
Location: NewRomney
Submitted: November 15, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: Why are bosses often idiots? Here's why... When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, `I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions.` The feet said, `We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.` The hands said, `We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.` And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the a$$hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
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Name: Simon
Location: Coventry
Submitted: August 07, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: I will tell you whats shit!!! Lloyds TSB
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Name: ash
Location: eire
Submitted: July 14, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: aaaahhhhhhhhhhh banks aaaahhhhhhhhhhh jobcentre aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Name: me
Location: myoffice
Submitted: June 26, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: most people are idiots. im not
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Name: adam
Location: france
Submitted: June 13, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: you think that the bullshit rules in the uk are stupid - try france - great country run by fucking idiots. it takes forever to do anything because they have shite systems run by shite people. it's one thing for the public searvices to be wank but the private ones are shit too. load of shit.
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Name: Theresa
Location: ireland
Submitted: May 15, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: AM i the onl one that thinks twitter is a load of shit. i joined it to see what it was about and if your addicted to that thing well you live a sad life!!!! people coming out with the most random of stuff to try get reconised and others using it as a advertisement site...what a load of crap
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Name: Patricia
Location: London
Submitted: April 30, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: Blokes: they gob in the street, they vomit in the street, they chuck their beer cans in the street, they don't poop scoop their dog shit and they smell, why doesnt the government ban them...oh yea because they are mostly blokes too.
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Name: shitbrick
Location:
Submitted: April 23, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: American Pie's got a character who is referenced to `Shit Brick`. Meaning complete shite.
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Name: baz
Location:
Submitted: February 13, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: more crap
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Name: JeffryJ
Location: yourmum
Submitted: January 26, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: television for years has raped my eyes with its usless bullshit about, how we, the people are complete twats, but glorryfying it. so that every twat thinks its good to be a comp[letew twat. like the ****** wet vagina
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Name: copey
Location: doncaster
Submitted: January 21, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: eat shit and die fuckin jobcentre sendin me on a stupid fuckin course what a load of bollocks have more fun butterin bread!!!!!!!!!
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Name: TIMMY
Location: DONCASTER
Submitted: January 21, 2009 00:00:00
Comments: FUCK THE JOBCENTRE
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Name: URMOM
Location: USA
Submitted: October 17, 2008 00:00:00
Comments: WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT AS WELL AS ALL YOU LOSERS ON HERE TALKIN ABOUT SHIT!! I JUST DISCOVERED THIS PAGE AND CAN I JUST SAY.
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Name: Bill
Location: London
Submitted: September 23, 2008 00:00:00
Comments: It must take so much brain power so stand in front of the train doors when they open so nobody else can get off first. It also takes more brains to act like you had nothing to do with it when you are asked politely to move out of the fucking way.
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Name: PaulMuir
Location: Dundee
Submitted: February 29, 2008 00:00:00
Comments: That TV show on MTV called 'The Hill'. What a load of patronising american pish idolising spoilt 16 year olds doin nothin off their own back and wanting people to envy their lifestyle. LA is a beautiful place, pity these programmers want us to think its full of plastic wankers who have a full on film crew follow them around all day, and its totally natural? Your fake personalities are derived from a pallette of footprint stereotypicals who make you look like tossers. Maybe you are?
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Name: jonty
Location: Cumbria
Submitted: January 21, 2008 00:00:00
Comments: If I catch that dog that keeps crapping next to where I park my car, leaving me to step in it when getting out, not only is it dead and its owner, but its owners families going down to. BASTARDS!!!!!
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Name: tom
Location: sheffield
Submitted: December 31, 2007 00:00:00
Comments: if that dog shits outside my house again I will fucking kill it and the owners. BASTARDS
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Name: mick
Location: tamworth
Submitted: August 25, 2007 00:00:00
Comments: when i saw the name of this site i thought it was a link to tamworth borough council .swimming pool .council houses. phil dix etc
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Name: Barry
Location: Tamworth
Submitted: August 24, 2007 00:00:00
Comments: Somebody allowed their dog to crap on our drive too. They want their f***ing heads ripping off. Bastards
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Name: NickySteers
Location: Redhill
Submitted: August 23, 2007 00:00:00
Comments: Someone keeps letting their dog shit right outside my front gate - if I catch them at it, I'll rub ther f***ing nose in it!
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